Talk to this black hole or it'll die
Well, start screaming to it or it'll literally evaporate.
What it does
Say Hello to a Black Hole
I built a black hole that you have to talk to or it dies.
It's a real-time simulation of a Kerr-Newman black hole (spin, charge, the whole aggressive personality), ray-marched through actual curved spacetime on the GPU.
Speak into the mic and the accretion disk lights up as mass pours in, because apparently the way to a black hole's heart is just noise.
Go quiet, and Hawking radiation kicks in, the hole slowly evaporating until it's basically ghosting you.
A helical relativistic jet spirals out along the spin axis, and the whole thing sits against a Milky Way backdrop that actually bends around the photon sphere. Every number on screen, from the Schwarzschild radius to the evaporation timescale, is computed live.
It's needy, it's physically accurate, and it will evaporate if you stop paying attention to it.
Honestly, mood.